Tuesday, February 7, 2012


Good morning, Internets, and holy shit. Look what I did:

Don't you just love Butter London nail polish? OMG. Love.

Anyway, don't you just hate it when you drop nail polish and it shatters and spills on your god-awful carpet? The carpet that is at least two millennia old, not to mention light blue, but you know your apartment managers will insist on charging you to recarpet the whole damn complex if you don't get it cleaned up? I hate that. I briefly tried to do it myself, with bad results. Now I've called the experts . . . wish me luck.


  1. This is a first for the Internet: A picture of a cat is posted but the cat is not the subject of the post. The cat is not even mentioned. Social media will never be the same.

    Sorry about the mess.

    Hello, LSL.

  2. I've had a few bad run ins with nail polish and furniture so now I try to leave my nails to the experts. Eek! How does one get it out anyhow?

  3. Girlfriend, I've done that so often that now all my carpets are cheapo Persian print ripoffs from Walmart. Do y'all have Walmarts up there?

  4. I saw the photo and thought "Oh Wow! JJ is the new Jackson Pollock"

  5. Greg beat me to my comment. Except I didn't know your cat's name.

    Will nail polish remover work?

  6. Sorry to mess with social media, Scott. It needed to be messed with.