I am a very, very clean person, but right now I feel like there is a thin layer of cat hair on every horizontal surface within ten miles. Sometimes I take the lint roller and roll it directly on the cat.
About 24 hours ago a tiny American flag showed up on the top, right-hand corner of my MacBook. It is pissing me off. I don't understand where it came from but I hear Lee Green.wood singing, "Proud To Be An Ameri.can" every time I look at it. It's making me crazy. The Conservatives are watching me, aren't they?
The a-hole at Apple Care who helped me set up my Airport six months ago suggested that I name my network with my full given name. It is irritating me! I'm trying to figure out how to change it.
Oh, I forgot to mention. Before a woman has any medical procedure, they are asked the date of their last period. The nurse doing my intake before my endoscopy a couple weeks ago instead asked me, "Are you still getting your periods?" Jesus. Ouch. (The Internets tell me the average age of onset of menopause is 51.)
Let's call this day done.