Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
Thursday, April 30, 2009
You Are Not a Winner
I enjoy how my online dating service sets me up. I often get e-mails like this: "LSL! Robert has sent you a communication!" I go - Whoopie! and click on the link only to find: "Robert has chosen to close communication." Really? Why the big lead up? Couldn't I have found that out on my own next time I sign in? Why compel me to fumble with my tiny keyboard on my iPhone in line at the grocery store?
Speaking of, I think it's time for another edition of I Read It In An Online Profile (of A Person I Am Apparently Compatible With on 29 Dimensions):
"I like cheese. I really like cheese."
"My eyes are blue. The shade of blue depends on what I'm wearing."
"I can't live without my toothbrush (Sonicare yeah)"
"I am fascinated by books about kryptozoology"
"I read The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People a long time ago, but it was a little touchy-feely for me."
"I was a high school football champ. 1989. Good times."