Things I learned in my surfing lesson today:
1. Oh. That's what it feels like to be in the washing machine spin cycle.
2. Oh. That's what it feels like to be shot out of a cannon.
3. The ocean always wins.
4. Bruises are sexy.
5. Don't bother doing your hair.
6. When you wipe out, protect your head from the board.
7. Wetsuits are slimming. (Although you'll probably break a nail getting into one.)
8. Must. Relinquish. Control.
9. I'm goofy - means I put my right foot forward on the board.
10. The sweet spot's pretty sweet.