Where Can I Find A Woman Like That?

• I spent most of the past week sleeping, like maybe 18 hours a day, and when I wasn't sleeping I was watching lifetime movies and getting unrealistic relationship expectations and traditional gender roles hammered into my psyche.
• Now I'm up and moving around, and I even went to my vile job today. It took until about Friday of last week, but I finally started to feel better and was able to move around almost normally. Back problems really kick your butt - it's depressing when all you can do is lie down.
• I ran out of paper towels this weekend and was trying to wait until payday to buy more, but the cat threw up at the top of the stairs right at the entrance to my bedroom, so I guess it's time to go to the store.
• You are all so bummed that I didn't blog about my evening a few Thursdays ago when I WENT TO A RICK SPRINGFIELD CONCERT AS A SPECIAL GUEST OF RICK'S WITH MY SEESTOR AND WE SAT BACKSTAGE AND EVEN PEED IN HIS RESTROOM A COUPLE OF TIMES. He may or may not have thrown his jacket to us after performing the first number. There might be a zillion pictures of the event to convince my inner thirteen-year-old that dreams really do come true. I'll never tell. (Thanks for the reminder, Dooce!)